February 11, 2026
Have you ever wondered, Why can't websites be built in a way that actually works properly, makes sense, and are truly useful? For example: Facebook (full of problems - I'm logged in, of course, and looking at my profile page and I used the search to find, for example, all posts with "Marx" - searching for Groucho Marx quote-memes. There are 5 of them. There they are, fully visible, in all their glory, and a 3-button hamburger menu. Oh, but what is that? A menu with only one option? Does that qualify as a menu? Not in my opinion. That one option is to save the post. So, if I want to delete the post I'm looking at, I have to click the post to look at the same post in another view, then I get a menu with many options. Why can't they just put that menu on the previous view of the post? Seriously, building a working website is not rocket science.
Ha! Welcome to the modern web, where billion-dollar companies somehow still can't design a menu that behaves like...you know...a menu.
The thing is, these sites could be built sensibly. They just aren't. And it's not because the engineers don't know how, it's because the entire product philosophy of Big Web is, well, dumb by design.
Below is a wrap-up of the previous 6 parts of this series:
Each platform has its own tricks:
The common theme: They’re all designed to keep you longer than you intended to stay.
From fake menus to infinite loops to emotional guilt buttons, these designs:
All the while pretending to be “helpful.”
The worst offenders:
These aren’t mistakes - they’re engineered behaviors.
When you feel drained, confused, or stuck, it’s not a personal flaw.
It’s by design. You’re fighting:
And you’re doing it with nothing but your thumb and your sanity.
Come back next week for the last part of this series: Part 8 of Dark Patterns - the Modern Internet
I used to teach English as a foreign language in Barranquilla, Colombia. Now I'm retired and traveling throughout South America.
I'm from Kennewick, Washington, USA. In my previous life, as I call it, I was an IT guy, systems administrator, computer tech, as well as a shipping/receiving guy and also worked as a merchandising guy in a RV/Camping store.